Episode 4

This episode is all about Sammi and Ronnie and their relationship issues. Sammi keeps bringing up the last season in Miami and how Ronnie cheated on her. Ronnie doesn't want to deal with her and yells and breaks up with her like usual, surprise! Jenni tries to give Ronnie relationship advice, which Sammi sees and doesn't end good. Pammi's reactions to seeing Ronnie and Jenni talking is to PUNCH Ronnie in the face and leave the house. Sammi was easily talked out of leaving the house and makes up with Ronnie, surprise! Worst episode of the season and deserved a small blog.

Episode 3

This episode starts out pretty funny with Snooki being drunk and coming onto Vinny. Vinny denies Snooki and upsets her to the point were she doesn't want to talk to him. While being upset with Vinny, Snooki goes to the tanning bed for too long and burns her butt. Her best method for relieving her pain is to sit in the refrigerator and cool off.

Before the next club scene of the season, Sammi apologizes to Snooki and Deena for being immature and they forgive her like nothing happened between them. This club scene is the most exciting of the season as of now and Pauly's old friend from season 1 is there, Danielle. Danielle was Pauly's stalker from season 1and throws a drink in his face at the club Karma.

The next day Snooki goes out on the beach and boardwalk with Jenni and Deena to get drunk. When she tries to run into the water she fall on her face, eating sand. The police take notice of Snooki and arrest her. The roommates have to bail Snooki out of jail to end the episode.

Episode 2

It's t-shirt time, it's t-shirt time. Yo everybody it's t-shirt time! This weeks episode started off with the usual days G.T.L. (Gym, Tan, Laundry). Sammi decides to go with the guys because she is not friends with any girls in the house anymore and the girls, while tanning, made fun of her behind her back. I don't see this ending good for Sammi and Ronnie.

The first club scene of the season was the next night after everyone arrived and didn't let me down. There was a girl following Vinny around the club and he described her as a "parasite" and he was the "host". This night ended with Mike rounding everyone up as usual and saying "The cabs are here".

For Sunday dinner Ronnie and Sammi decide to go off and eat without the family and it is not taken lightly. When Sammi returns with a stuffed banana Pauly makes the statement "You can't show up with a banana and expect everything to be Peachy". Everything was forgotten when everyone went on the boardwalk Sunday night and that was the episode's end.

Episode 1

The first episode of the highly anticipated new season of Jersey Shore aired last Thursday and did not let fans down. Producers were looking to spice things up in the shore house for the third season by sending Angelina packing back to Staten Island and bringing in Snookie's number one guidette, Deena. I was starting to wonder what Deena was going to bring to the house and what drama she could cause.

Things started out rough when Sammie and Ronnie arrived to the shore house first and chose a room with three beds, which was for sure going to make things in the house awkward and uncomfortable for someone. Mike "The Situation" was the unlucky third member to be in the room with Sammie and Ronnie and the drama started. Mike showed his displeasure by talking to other people in the house and complaining like a true Guido.

The next important thing that happened took place in the jacuzzi between Vinny, Snookie, and Deena. Vinny was, in Snookie's eyes, laying the MACK down on Deena and Snookie did not like this. When things started to get uneasy Deena left the jacuzzi and left Snookie and Vinny alone. With Deena out of the picture Snookie decides she wants to know about her and Vinny's relationship. Vinny was not interested in Snookie coming onto him in this setting and she left immediately, leaving him alone. With all the jacuzzi drama going on with Snookie and Vinny, Deena decides that she wants to go find her cowboy hat and brings Mike along for the search (A Situation). When Deena finds her cowboy hat she decides to get a little personal with Mike and....

Sammie doin' Hammage on Jwoww

After playing a drinking game, Mike decides it's time for bed. While in the room with Sammie and Ronnie, Mike tells them the story of what happened when him and Deena went to look her cowboy hat. After the story Deena comes into the room when Sammie is still laughing and tells Mike to come downstairs and drink with her and then accuses Sammie of laughing at her. The next thing that occurs is what most viewers wanted most to see in the first episode, a cat fight. When Deena decided she was being laughed at she runs out of the room calling Sammie names and starts tempers to flair when she insults Ronnie. Ronnie then runs downstairs, with Sammie close behind, yelling at Deena. After Ronnie is done yelling Sammie gets into an argument with Snookie and JWoww. When the argument between Sammie and JWoww starts I had a feeling deep down that there would be a fight and I got what I wanted. The episode ends with punches being thrown and that's where next Episode 2 picks up.